My FAVs

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

(Source: kittycatdaily)

bleeznuggets:

monstersofman:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

I cant

I got to the massage one and lost it.

“I’m just gonna work this knot-how’re you doing, friend?”

Help.

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

someonefoolish:

i’m about to start screaming

(Source: mediocremark)

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

cassandraclare:

So Cassandra Jean has finished the complete Shadowhunter Tarot, so for the next … seventy-something days I’ll be posting a card a day (okay, maybe not every day — I tend to get distracted!) in order, from the first card to the last. Some will be under spoiler cuts; some you’ll have seen before — I’ll explain why each character has the card they have.

We’ve moved on from the Major Arcana to the minor Arcana — the first suit is the suit of Rings, which takes the place of the suit of Pentacles. The Ace of Rings shows Meliorn and the Seelie Queen: the rings are the gold leaf rings the Seelie Queen gives to Clary and Simon in Lost Souls so they can hear each other’s thoughts.

All the Rings in this suit are family rings except this card, and one other.

amboseus:

I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you’re a hard man to predict.

Barbossa is literally me when my teacher tries to make me understand math.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

(Source: cermie26)

misterjoobear:

That’s a lot of smart talk..

Sassy Adam is sassy.

(Source: teamshevine)

(Source: mishawinsexster)

youarethefirstdreamofmysoul:

thingsmayneverchange:

The Queen of the Seelie Court

“While this is all very amusing, the kiss that will free the girl is the kiss that she most desires”